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		FIRST TIME A man was flying high above the clouds with his sky diving instructor, preparing for his first real dive. The instructor assured his nervous student that all would be well then shoved the shaking fellow out of the plane. Plummeting downward, he broke through the clouds and panicked as his wide eyes zoomed in on the rapidly approaching landscape bellow. With teeth clenched, he grabbed the ripcord, counted to three and pulled. Nothing happened. Sweating palms fumbled for the back up cord, which also failed to open the chute. Plunging helplessly toward earth, he saw another guy hurtling upward into the sky with arms flailing, leaving a streak of black smoke in his trajectory. When the two passed in mid air, the skydiver called out, “HEY BROTHER! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES”? The other fellow screamed back, “NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS GRILLS”? GOT ANY GOOD STORIES? Fire Up The Grill